About

One of the OG bloggers circa 2005. That's right, kids. The days of Blogrolls, Haloscan, "100 Things About Me" and a notorious scam called "Michele Sent Me"

(use The Google). 

The Dog's Breakfast was, and will remain, a stream-of-consciousness repository for random musings: part travel blog, part memoir, part pop culture review, part political rant but mostly a shameless way for me to indulge a fantasy of being the

Dorothy Parker of the internet age.

Humor me.